Greetings PARK fans. We are pleased to announce an exciting new discovery by our science team. Read on to find out how this will affect you.

(Hot Tip: We Reopen on Monday the 15th)

According to our lead scientist, more and more wnow has been discovered on the Big Boulder PARK premises due to what is being called a "wnowstorm". Minor though it may be, there is cause for concern as too much wnow is thought to cause wetness, sullen thoughts, spontaneous singing and dancing, and nosebleeds. However, there is reason to rejoice. One of our BBPARK science interns has hypothesized that were the temperature to drop just a few degrees, the wnow might actually turn into snow!

Our team of scientists is hard at work collecting wnow for further study. We have relocated anything we can find that gets cold to the outdoors, including our refrigerators, freezers, air conditioners and Suzy Templeton, the part time lift attendant who won't give me the time of day. Our hope is, with time, we'll transform this wnow into something usable.

Unfortunately this means that Big Boulder PARK is closed for today, Friday March 12th, 2010, Saturday March 13th, 2010, and Sunday March 14th, 2010.